officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

arabellesicardi:

arabellesicardi:

"MAKEUP IS MADE TO MEASURE" — "it’s all rather touching, don’t you think?"  (PUNS)

i’m watching this on loop today and crying because it’s the most beautiful and horrible thing. “WITH THIN LIPS — WHERE IS THAT CAT — AND THE ENDS WILL BE LEFT SEVERELY ALONE, AGAIN”

who gave terror the permission to be so charming?

j6:

did anyone else watch the show totally spies? i think it made me gay

when rendaw & I went to versailles there was a picture of the totally spies girls on the map and I still don’t understand but it was awesome

p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile